I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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