Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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