I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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