sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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