Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The ass gains better be worth it
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