You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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