yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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