playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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