I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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