Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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