Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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