no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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