im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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