I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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