At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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