we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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