it hurts more in the daytime
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
be right there i have to get my cape
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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