I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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