she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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