We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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