: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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