lets start a swedish sibling band together
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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