I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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