maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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