But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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