And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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