i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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