Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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