Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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