Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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