at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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