Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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