You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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