I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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