Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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