like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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