how can u be prego again
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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