Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
