Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Randomize
