I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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