I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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