I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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