He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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