so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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