the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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