I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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