READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
