whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My penis needs a shock collar
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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