Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
