One girl and one boy is just not enough.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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