didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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