Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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